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wanker

a word for the timeline.

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everyone is up.nobody is selling.every screenshot is real.every take is original.every conviction was bought this morning.

the timeline is a room full of people describing a version of themselves that does not exist. there is a word for that.

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the taxonomy.

six of them. there are more. there are always more.

Gorilla holding a phone showing a fake green chart

pnl wanker

posts the win. never posts the entry. never posts the size.

Gorilla with a finger raised, lecturing

thread wanker

🧵 1/47. none of it is his. all of it is confident.

Gorilla whispering with a cupped hand

alpha group wanker

it's in the private chat. it's always in the private chat.

Gorilla with an enormously inflated cranium

gigabrain wanker

wrote nine paragraphs to say he doesn't know either.

Gorilla wearing a jester hat

jestermaxxing wanker

started as a bit. it is no longer a bit.

Gorilla with crossed arms and a smug smirk

ratio wanker

has never had an opinion, only a position on yours.

submissions for new types go in the community. behaviors only — we don't name accounts.

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which one are you.

six questions. answer honestly. nobody is watching except him.

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make your own.

he's yours. caption him. don't ask.

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Gorilla fist-bumping his own reflection in a mirror

we name behaviors.
are you a wanker?

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